Our company was just starting a deal
我们公司刚刚启动一个协议
When you talk to my boss to hire me
当你让老板解雇我时
Lady stl
偷窃小姐
Lost of clever candidates demonstrated
证明你的小聪明已经让你失去了候选人资格
Broad vision at selection
选拔中你要有宽广的胸怀
Process go-no-go decision
上司的决定取决于过程的表现
My sexiest gear pushed
我最迷人的时候
On decision's taking
应该就是我果断决定的时刻
I'm ready to start
我已经准备好了
Heh money-making
开始赚钱
Miss thang was gonna start
唐小姐已经开始
Introducing my job
介绍我的工作
Another b**ch in the house
她是公司里的又一个**
Why not a nice baby-pop
你为什么不是一个美好的小宝贝呢
Shut up
闭嘴
I just thought to myself
我只会为自己考虑
I'm a lady stl I'll give you hell
我是一个淑女 但你若胆敢偷窃 我会让你生不如死
She went on explaining
她继续解释着
What is our common dream
我们的共同梦想是什么
Sat back introducing
坐在后面一直介绍
Our company's team
我们公司是一个团队
Yo nice to meet you
呦 见到你们很高兴
Mr low mr tea and toady-boy
粗俗先生 茶点先生还有马屁精男孩
I knew they're ultimate dorks
我知道他们都是彻底的傻瓜
Despite all that crap
只会说些废话
I had to get to my wizzwork
我必须要开始我的繁重工作了
One produces that
这件事证明了
Somebody gotta use it
必须要有人能够运筹帷幄
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Mr tea throws a fit
茶点先生乱发脾气
Toady-boy steals a bit
马屁精男孩总爱小偷小摸
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused
与此同时我极其热心
By the fact that miss
当然是由于唐小姐
Thang was extremely profuse
非常慷慨的缘故
Talking bout flashy cars
她与我讨论着豪华名车
And trendy restaurants
还有时髦餐厅
What she needs who she wants
讨论她需要什么 她的心上人是谁
Who's another guy to bonk
谁又是她的床伴
After that mr low couldn't restrain
她说完之后低俗先生也抑制不住自己的情绪
From porno web-sites
从为了浏览色情网站
Waiting for the colleagues leave the office
一直等到同事都离开办公室
And to work nights
到夜晚加班全部一吐为快
Toady-boy was not just curious in this
马屁精男孩好奇的可不止这些
His investigator's talent
他的侦查员天分
Never left him in peace
从不会让他安静待着
Next morning secretary's
明天早晨秘书就会
Giggling in the hall
在大厅里咯咯地笑了
Resealed the whole story
重新收藏起整个故事
With the message to all
根据这些线索
We new that mr tea was jealous
我们知道茶点先生善妒
Sir low ever lower
低俗先生更加低俗
Miss thang just delicious
唐小姐只是比较诱人
Trying to get over
但却试着去原谅一切
So I concluded
所以我推断
That for well-paid positions
如果想要得到更高收入的职位
One should abandon
你就必须舍弃
All the inner inhibitions
所有内在的情感阻力
Corporate logic
团队逻辑
Is something like black box
就像一个黑匣子
But finally
但最终
I've guessed how all this stupid
我推测出了这整个工作系统
System works
是多么愚蠢
One produces that
这件事证明了
Somebody gotta use it
必须要有人能够运筹帷幄
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Mr tea throws a fit
茶点先生乱发脾气
Toady-boy steals a bit
马屁精男孩总爱小偷小摸
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
One produces that
这件事证明了
Somebody gotta use it
必须要有人能够运筹帷幄
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Mr tea throws a fit
茶点先生乱发脾气
Toady-boy steals a bit
马屁精男孩总爱小偷小摸
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Our company was just starting a deal
我们公司刚刚启动一个协议
When it occurred my boss to hire me
这个协议是在老板打算解雇我时定下的
One produces that
这件事证明了
Somebody gotta use it
必须要有人能够运筹帷幄
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Mr tea throws a fit
茶点先生乱发脾气
Toady-boy steals a bit
马屁精男孩总爱小偷小摸
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
One produces that
这件事证明了
Somebody gotta use it
必须要有人能够运筹帷幄
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益
Company's interest
公司的利益
Mr tea throws a fit
茶点先生乱发脾气
Toady-boy steals a bit
马屁精男孩总爱小偷小摸
And I just sit and spit
我只是坐着表示不屑
And we all do
我们根本就是在
That in the company's interest
出卖公司的利益